Your PGoT pals are back with bellies full of sloppy beef and heads full of bad new goofs. This week we take on S03E02, "Dark Wings, Dark Words." Though our show has no content, this episode was full of it! Sorry for the 20 minutes of crossbow sex. Hey, if it's good enough for Frank, it's good enough for me.
We may be into season 3, but season 1 CGI has never been stronger. Today the PGoT boys are talking about S3E1, "Valar Dohaeris". If you're into walking through poopie mud, potato onion men, and vampire lords, this is the show for you. If you're looking for comedy, you might want to try your chances somewhere else.
(Season 3 intro theme from https://youtu.be/rM8GbQQNH2o)
Who do we hate? Dany! Robb! Dagmer Cleftjaw! Basically anyone who isn't Jason Momoa or the Taco Queen. It's the end of a barely memorable season with S2E10, "Valar Morghulis". Why didn't the Tyrells get more glory for helping? Why is this the worst Stannis scene of all time? Who is Rickon? Maybe we'll find out in the next couple of seasons (aka the good ones!) Slap on those headphones for a listen, and keep that evil finger away from me.
New demonic focus testing technologies have helped us confirmed this is a real knee-slapper of an episode! Today we talk about, you know, war. It's S2E9, "Blackwater", and Davos being blasted away is the best thing to ever happen. We also discuss GRRM fitting the entirety of his character development in one episode and where Bronn's nose goes, but mostly we wonder how many horses Tywin can ride at once. Luckily you'll simply have to listen to this episode, so snakes won't manifest in your house after answering the worst question of all time.